- Bulawayo and Johannesburg couples stuck for hours during sex
- 54-year-old man dies beside his wife after sex
- Nigerian woman divorces husband to save her life. Reason – his penis is too big!
Bulawayo couple stuck for hours during sex
Vongai Nhopi, 19, and her husband Cain Chamhuze, 24, had only hugged but they could not untangle and her father in-law had to be called.
According to myzimbabwe.co.zw, the married pair could only be separated with the help of the man’s father.
“It started from 2 a.m. and we remained stuck together until his father came. He hugged me but couldn’t move his hand. We were separated after 10 a.m. when his father came,” said Nhopi.
“My father in-law said it was something to do with their ancestors. He said they were yet to conduct the required rituals,” Nhopi said.
Some of the residents took pictures of the couple as they struggled for freedom.
In Jo’burg too
A Johannesburg man and an adulterous woman found themselves unable to separate from each other after having sex in the woman’s home.
According to a report by South Africa’s Daily Sun, when the man and the married woman got stuck, they screamed for help, attracting the attention of many people in the neighbourhood.
The cheater had been warned: “Leave my wife alone! I have put special muthi (juju) in her punani (that thing).”
But the cheaters ignored the warning and ended up getting stuck. They found themselves screaming for help, begging to be separated.
The rumour quickly spread that a cheating man had died after he got stuck in his lover’s punani. And a crowd of about 2,000 people gathered at Dena Court in Yeoville, Joburg.
The police had to be called.
Priscilla Ndlovu (34) who claims to be a resident at the same flats told Daily Sun that they heard screams from the room where the woman stays.
“At first we thought it was just the screams of sexual pleasure, but it turned to be screams for help,” said Priscilla.
She said they called the security who forced the door open and saw the naked man on top of the naked woman pleading for help to be separated, but nobody could force them apart.
“We always hear of such things happening but we have never seen it,” she said.
A family member of the husband of the cheating wife said the husband had been complaining about his cheating wife.
“He complained she was going out with his friend. I think he locked his wife to catch the man she’s cheating with,” said the woman.
She said in Zimbabwe, where they come from, it is a common way of catching cheating men and women.
“No one will separate them until the husband comes back from Zimbabwe to unlock them,” she said.
By morning, when the crowd saw the ambulance at the flats they chanted: “We want to see them! Show us the cheaters!”
Cops were kept busy keeping the crowd at bay.
And the man died…
myzimbabwe.co.zw reports that another Zimbabwean man, 54-year-old Bonisto Nhunge was not so lucky. He collapsed and died right beside his wife after a session of sex.
Nhunge ‘s wife, Patricia, refuted allegations that they had a fight over infidelity on the night of his death. However, the whole village speculated that she pulled Nhunge’s testicles after sex, leading to his death.
“We were having sex and while he was busy doing me, I discovered that he was losing energy and he then laid his head on my side and collapsed,” she said.
“I quickly informed his sister and by the time she arrived he had already passed on and I am surprised since he never complained of any illness.
“We had some differences here and there since he was spending money with prostitutes and as a builder some would pay him in kind. On the fateful day, he took time with his sister talking until late before he came to retire to bed and we had sex.
“I never pulled his testicles as is being alleged. People are suspicious since they knew the previous issues that were circulating in the village of his infidelity,” Patricia narrated.
A Nigerian woman has decided to give up her marriage to save her life.
Aisha Dannupawa, told a Sharia court that she wanted to divorce her husband because his penis was too big.
“We had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else because his penis was too big,” Dannupawa told the Islamic court in Gusau, Zamfara State, according to the Street Journal.
Dannupawa told her mother, who assured her she should cope and gave her some drugs. But she couldn’t:
“Two days later when he came to visit me, we had sex again but the experience was too much to bear. It was then I knew that I could not continue with the marriage because of the size of his penis.”
Dannupawa’s husband did not contradict his wife, and agreed to the divorce, on the condition that the bride price was refunded.
Source: Times Live/Daily Sun
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